'Merica, that's why.
Oh my god, fucking stop this nonsense.
The very same fellows. Good to know they don’t use each other’s Tinder prof pics.
The Von Trapp boys grew up and now they grow chinstrap beards and drink Olde English?!
Are you drinking in a hotel room while taking a selfie?
Let’s break all the rules together. ;)
At first I was scared off because you were holding a child, but then I looked closer.
Correction: Horrified because you are holding the ACTUAL SPAWN OF SATAN.
Gentlemen AND LADIES of Tinder: STOP IT WITH THE FEDORAS.
A bad hair day is never this bad.
Well this looks like a rip-roaring good time!
Wasn’t sure if the guy is Santa or the one sitting on Santa, but I swiped right for a good time either way.
You’re the kind of guy I would definitely want to see with his shirt off.